The Striped Mug Revolt

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Warning: Striped mugs have been attacking innocent people. See this recent finger attack from North of England (probably ordered by the queen majesty) in Glasgow. I heard mine rumbling at me this morning while pouring in boiling hot water from my french press.

Luckily, I got the upper hand and took care of the mug just before it burst into pieces. See wounded/dying mug in my trash can.


Die You Fuckin Mug

Die

(Gobble Gobble Gobble)

7 thoughts on “The Striped Mug Revolt

  1. Phew, that was a close one!

    You see what you get making that ‘evil mug’ comment. :O

    PS. finger slashing occurred north of the border. :)

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  2. Yep, Glasgow is north of England, but not in the north of England. ;)

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  3. yes, i was thinking that the queen ordered such an attack because of a deep seeded jealousy over all of her territories from the old days of the English Empire…Glasgow is North of England…in Scotland…right? :-)

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  4. Aye, in Scotland it is.

    Home of haggis, Highlander, and Sean Connery…

    …well maybe not Mr.Connery, think he’s a tax exile in Jamaica or somewhere.

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  5. ha, maybe Wesley Snipes should have followed him there mon…cause now he is fucked mon…. $12mil in tax evastion mon.

    haggis is soundin’ pretty good to him right about now

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  6. Damn, I get grouchy and introverted for a few days and look at all the excitment I missed! :)

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  7. I am sorry dear, I would have told you about my run in with the mug but I didn’t want the thought of us having a dangerous mug in the house make you feel vulnerable and susceptible to sneaky Striped Mug Attacks.

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