Warning: Striped mugs have been attacking innocent people. See this recent finger attack from North of England (probably ordered by the queen majesty) in Glasgow. I heard mine rumbling at me this morning while pouring in boiling hot water from my french press.
Luckily, I got the upper hand and took care of the mug just before it burst into pieces. See wounded/dying mug in my trash can.
Die You Fuckin Mug
(Gobble Gobble Gobble)
November 26, 2006
Phew, that was a close one!
You see what you get making that ‘evil mug’ comment. :O
PS. finger slashing occurred north of the border. :)
November 26, 2006
Yep, Glasgow is north of England, but not in the north of England. ;)
November 26, 2006
yes, i was thinking that the queen ordered such an attack because of a deep seeded jealousy over all of her territories from the old days of the English Empire…Glasgow is North of England…in Scotland…right? :-)
November 27, 2006
Aye, in Scotland it is.
Home of haggis, Highlander, and Sean Connery…
…well maybe not Mr.Connery, think he’s a tax exile in Jamaica or somewhere.
November 27, 2006
ha, maybe Wesley Snipes should have followed him there mon…cause now he is fucked mon…. $12mil in tax evastion mon.
haggis is soundin’ pretty good to him right about now
November 29, 2006
Damn, I get grouchy and introverted for a few days and look at all the excitment I missed! :)
November 29, 2006
I am sorry dear, I would have told you about my run in with the mug but I didn’t want the thought of us having a dangerous mug in the house make you feel vulnerable and susceptible to sneaky Striped Mug Attacks.
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