Warning: Striped mugs have been attacking innocent people. See this recent finger attack from North of England (probably ordered by the queen majesty) in Glasgow. I heard mine rumbling at me this morning while pouring in boiling hot water from my french press.
Luckily, I got the upper hand and took care of the mug just before it burst into pieces. See wounded/dying mug in my trash can.
Die You Fuckin Mug
(Gobble Gobble Gobble)