Category Archives: Pets

Animal lovers category that is all about my pets.

I’m not too short, bitches

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Poor monkey. Not really. Kuta is the perfect height to pet while sitting down…on the couch or in the home office. His head is at a perfect petting level. Monkey gets plenty of attention but I always joke about monkey needing stilts to get as much love as kuta. Before I had the chance to buy her stilts…she went on an African Safari and sent this picture back to us entitled: “I’m not too short, bitches”

I'm not too short

Africa looks nice.

Funny Dog Video

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Summer and I are dog lovers. It shouldn’t be a secret to any of you, you’ve probably seen random pictures of Monkey and Kuta on our blogs…but now, I am going to take it one step further. I am metamorphisizing into that wierd dog guy right before your eyes! AAAAhhhhh, I am posting a video of dogs doing funny things. I really like the dog playing the game of “territory” with the kid burried in the sand up to his/her head.

Dog Bath Fun

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I gave Kuta and Monkey a bath today…they were both filthy. I have been planning on giving Kuta his summer haircut for a couple of weeks now and decided to charge it this afternoon. I really meant well.

Dog Bath Fun Abstract:
1.Kuta ran off after bath
2.Monkey, soaking wet, slides under fence and charges Kuta
3.Kuta herds monkey into the corner
4.Monkey spaz’s out
5.Monkey and Kuta get real, real dirty

Monkey and Kuta are not afraid :-)

Like a dog in heat cause…..

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Nope, I am not going to say it…I leave that to 2 live crew.

Monkey, my english staffordshire bull terrier has gone “into season.” Yep, that’s right, my dog is heat. There a bunch of warning signs that this is coming on, but like most girls…I just can’t read them.

The obvious physical warning signs that your dog is going into heat is her nipples getting bigger and her “womenhood” swells to a larger than normal size. Well, monkeys womenhood is alway large, and because she can’t read, I’ll tell you; she is so muscular and “large” she is mistaken for a male dog all the time.

The less obvious signs are her attitude change. Yes, dogs get PMS. I have to be careful around other dogs with her lately because she isn’t really open to the submissive thing before she goes into heat. If a dog wants to be the boss (this is how the dog world works…dominant dog rules the pack, all the less dominant dogs just kick it with tht alpha) and tries to get her to submit by aggressive rough housing…Monkey turns into the kid in the school yard that puts EVERYTHING into winning. Basically, she’s looks at other dogs and says “you wanna fight me…i dare you.” She is very confident. So, warning sign number 2 that your dog is going into heat is her being aggressive towards other dogs..Male and Female.

Another warning sign that she was going into heat was that she got really needy the past month. She would follow me around and nuzzle her head onto my lap while I was working on the computer..she would just stare at me and she would just sigh with a touch of wimper. She became very emotionaly high maintenence.

Now that she is in heat, it is the complete opposite. She is a sweetheart…she just wants attention from other dogs and is very submissive to male dogs…i haven’t had her around any females yet so I am not sure how she will be with them.

She may get studded on this one…we’ll see if the breeder ever calls back..if she does…MONKEY will have English Staffordshire Bull Terrier Puppies! Wahooooooooo…..