Category Archives: Completely Random

Methadone Hydrochloride Injection Shortage!

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On December 3rd, the US FDA issued a national warning that there was a supply shortage on Methadone Hydrochloride Injections. Apparently, the company that makes the heroin replacement drug didn’t quite anticipate the economy taking a shit and all the x-users really needing a hit.

It’s crazy that the federal government spends time warning consumers of a shortfall of such a powerful drug that is used recreationally all over the states.

Clinics rest easy, the natives won’t be restless for much longer.

Man Bowls Perfect 300 then Dies of a Heart Attack

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This is a sad story, but if you’re gonna go, you might as well leave this world doing what you love! For me, it’s surfing, for a 62 year old man near Grand Rapids Michigan, it was bowling. He was a member of the same bowling league for more than 25 years. On this night, he bowled 12 strikes in a row to bowl a perfect 300! He then turned around, started shaking hands of his team mates and then collapsed.

RAVENNA, Mich. (WZZM) – Teammates in his bowling league think after rolling a perfect 300 game Don Doane’s heart just gave out.

“You get nervous shooting a 300,” says teammate Todd Place. “The pressure keeps building,” says bowling alley owner Jim Nutt.

Minutes after achieving the life long goal of a perfect game the 62 year old bowler collapsed and died at Ravenna Bowl in Ravenna. “Don just collapsed,” says alley owner Nutt. ” At first we thought he just fainted.” “Then when I rolled him over I realized it wasn’t good,” says teammate Place.


Frog Sex

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I know the first thing you are going to ask is how I know this and why would I want to know this. I am not going to tell you either…but…frog sex is searched 1,488.2 times a day. You people are all sick.

frog sex 1,488.2 /day

Transexual Frogs

Frogs really do make great subjects when studying the environment. They have permeable skin, making them extremely vulnerable to environmental factors like solar radiation, global warming, pesticides and herbacides. Because of their exposure to all of these polutants frogs often have sex problems, or transgender frogs as they are succeptible to more ills from the environment than people.

Although the fact that there is over $6.5 billion dollars a year generated from crop related chemicals…no one is worried that the affect it is having on frogs could eventually grow strong enough to effect humans! Transexual frogs are one thing, but humans that don’t choose to be transexual will probably turn a few republicans heads.

Mexico Car Accident Victim

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I came home from work the other night to my little cottage in La Jolla and the picture I posted below was stuck in my front door. My first thought was that I am about to become a victim of fraud. Check out the pictures below.

I read this over a couple of times. I can only guess that some surfer from San Diego must have been in Mexico surfing and got in a car wreck with this guy in the neck brace. He obviously gave him the wrong cell phone number and fake auto insurance information. He must have randomly given him my home address. I am thinking some sort of hybrid between his house number and the first street that came to mind. If he surfs Wind N Sea much, he has driven down my street many times for a surf check.

Really though, why did this guy drop off a picture of him in a neck brace? No one is going to call him back, whoever did this is definitely thinking this Mexico car accident victim is trying to milk him for some cash. He should have dropped off a picture of some homemade churros or dulces.

Crazy people out there…I figure even if this guy comes around looking for the surfer that crashed into him, he’ll see I am not him.