This was a picture sent to me in from one of those good friends that included me on all of the “Forward” emails he gets. I gotta tell you though, the emails he usually sends are stellar. Most of my other friends send me cute pictures of pugs in bumble bee outfits or something in the similarly STUPID category. Josh sticks to good wholesome porn, the occasional death caught on camera and stuff like this.
News Guy or Rapist?
I have to admit, this guy is probably shaking a bit behind that news counter because he looks a hell of a lot like that Rape Supect on the prompter behind him. Kinda funny.
Yeah, this is going to be a quick rant because I am running late for a meeting. The surf is up and so is my first ever swimmers ear infection! I have battling what I thought was water in my ear for three weeks…but nope, it was swimmers ear. Because I waited sooooo long to go see a doctor, it ends up that my entire ealr canal is completely closed. I am feeding it (my ear) steroids, antibiotics and healthy doses of alcohol (DISCLAIMER: Alcohol is being ingested orally in the form of beer – Do not pour beer in your ear)
Basically, my ear is so swollen on the inside that I can’t hear a thing, low noises make it nearly impossible for me to hear what is going on around me, I feel like i have no peripheral vision because of my loss of hearing and I have migranes off and on all day. All the while, the surf is up with a new South swell that is supposed to peak out this week.
Fuck, it doesn’t matter to me (mr. selfish), cause I am out of the water for two weeks. I think i will take this time to get some new ink permanently injected to my skin.
So i always get these emails from my friends, and their wives, and their friends…but this one seems a little too far fetched to be real. What do you think? I listed it below, after removing all the extra spaces and >’s (gotta love hotmail)…
NBA OR NFL?
36 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71,repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges< /O:P 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? . . . Scroll down,
Neither,it’s the 535 members of the United States Congress.The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.