George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
“I don’t know what to do here,” says the Devil. You’re on my list but I have no room for you, but YOU DEFINITELY have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got three people here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves, but your choice will be final.”
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was his fate in hell. “No!” George said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer and don’t think I could do that all day long.”
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time, and more rocks appeared. “No! I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be In constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!” commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, “Yeah, I can handle this.”
The devil smiled and said… “Monica, you’re free to go!”
I just wanted to write a quick post about the hotel summer and I stayed at when we were leaving Costa Rica out of San Jose this past winter. It was a great place, next to the airport and all of the Rental Car drop off locations. They were very nice and the place was extremely clean with Free Internet Access downstairs, complimentary breakfast and was VERY safe.
The name of the place is Berlor Hotel Airport. Phone(506) 431-4414 Fax (506) 431-4413 email: [email protected]
Check them out…it is a great, clean inexpensive place to stay when traveling in and out of San Jose Costa Rica. Enjoy your trip!!!!
Ah Christ, here you go evangalizing children again…
Somehow, while at work today, i was sent yet another You Tube video that I couldn’t resist watching. This one however, is about evangelizing children, worshipping George W Bush and getting ready for war by comparing our faith in America to the faith of Christians and Muslims in other regions of the world. The people in this video brainwashing the children are as sick as the parents of the kids that dropped them off at “bible camp”…this sort of blatant disregard for a child’s well being is equally as damaging to children as psychological abuse and pornagraphy.
Are you kidding me? These kids never stood a chance…just like the Nazi youth…these sadistics jesus freaks are giving young children the chance to be a part of a gang or a group. Of course these kids are going to jump all over it. These bible thumping camp teachers are banking on the fact that since these children never have had the chance in life to think for themselves they won’t ever make their own decisions and therefore they will follow religion respectively. These fucking dimented adults are pushing their faith on Americas Youth before they even have a chance to think for themself. Jackals.
They should give this t-shirt out to all of the parents that drop their kids off at this “pre-concentration camp” for Jesus freaks. Assholes.
Sen Ted Kennedy sends out a video through YouTube.com showing his support for Net Neutrality. Just like you and I, he doesn’t want big business coming in and controling the Internet just to make it a cash cow for themselves out of something we created. Check it out:
Net Neutrality Needs our Support!
If you want to see the Ninja put a comical spin on Net Neutrality, check it out over here. Although this is a serious topic, i think the Ninja brings it down to everyone’s level.