Monthly Archives: May 2006

The raddest letter ever

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Subject: DEAR DAD:

FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON’S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED,

“DAD.”

WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:

DEAR DAD,

IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I’M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I’VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE ISSO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT’S NOT ONLY THE PASSION, DAD – SHE’S PREGNANT… AND BARBARA ASSURES ME THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T CARE FOR HER SINCE SHE IS SO MUCH OLDER THAN I AM, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT’S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO. BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN’T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE’LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE NEED. IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES IT!! DON’T WORRY, DAD, I’M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I’M SURE WE’LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU’LL MEET YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.

YOUR SON, JOHN

P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I’M OVER AT BILLY’S HOUSE. I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD WHICH IS IN MY DESK CENTER DRAWER. I LOVE YOU!

PS:CALL WHEN IT’S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME.

San Diego Padres Game!

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I went to the Padres game last night. It was fun; we started out at Fred’s in downtown San Diego and then headed on over to the ballpark.

The construction all around is crazy…a lot of it by John Moore…the builder of the Ball Park and the owner of the Omni Hotel.

As soon as Blogger let’s me upload the image…i’ll show you a picture!
5/21/06-I give up…Blogger is not letting me upload the image I am trying to show you guys of the San Diego Ball Park and the City Skyline…F-it! This is as close as I’ll get to showing you the picture…

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The Padres lost to the Bruins…but the Sake and Kirin was good…as was the San Diego Coaster ride home…45 minutes after the game…sweet.

Surf to live, live to Surf – East vs. West

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The reason I moved to California was to have opportunity to make some money and be able to surf…without dealing with below zero winters.

This winter, the surf in San Diego was decent…a lot of working to pay the bills and a few trips to Hawaii and Costa Rica. But still, even then, I get emails from friends about waves with pictures attached staying: “XYZ spot, my brother surfed all day with only 10 guys out”. See the Picture below…


Surfing Pictures

What makes me bitch about this is that the amount of taxes I paid to Uncle Sam this year I could have purchased a home right in front of this spot…and here I am in SoCal renting…unable to swing a $750k starter home.

Well, regardless, it is never below zero here, I haven’t seen snow in San Diego (besides Big Bear Lake) and I love the traffic on I-5!